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529 Internet is so slow today, I have to rotary dial my tweets
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315 I’ve since written exactly zero (0) rhymes and I now have type 2 diabetes. Thanks, THE CARTER documentary
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478 In an effort to be more like Lil’ Wayne, I started drinking syrup, but all I could find was Log Cabin Maple
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303 One word: “priors.” RT @ditearsyad why won’t you do a concert here in Jakarta? We love ur music
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162 Bring Xanax. RT @lillygrub I would love to live inside your head. Well, just for a day maybe…….just sayin’
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99 I’m doing my best! Jeez. RT @katiepotaty Shady guy singing Your Body is a Wonderland at a karaoke bar in Seattle as I write this
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388 Thank you Memphis! Drinking a mint julep in your honor. It’s the first mint julep I’ve made, so it’s not right yet. Any tips?
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425 If I FedEx a package to myself at the FedEx forum today, how far would it travel to end up at the FedEx forum again?
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80 Www.williemitchell.com Thinking of Willie Mitchell today. Father of the Memphis Sound and the magic on “I’m Gonna Find Another You.”
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189 Memphis’ favorite sports drink since 1879. twitpic.com
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250 Memphis- reading your mentions about being psyched for tonight’s show is like getting to party in the parking lot with you. Thanks
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435 And what is your homicidal maniac daughter’s name, or rather, how does she prefer to be addressed?
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494 Woman: “my daughter will kill me if I don’t get an autograph.” Wait, you’re afraid your daughter is going to kill you?
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449 Thank you ATL for an amazing night. I built my dreams here and you brought them to life all over again. See you in the Summer..
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385 It’s an odd thing, getting stuck in your own post-show traffic. It’s so “boo” yet so “yay.”
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231 An idea: USDCO - Universal Standard of Digital Camera Operations. Own one, know how to use them all. No? Okay. Just checking
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102 Bit.ly @kellyoxford Kelly oxford
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329 Twitpic.com
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252 Johncmayer twitpic.com I didn’t know @samantharonson was in “Better off Dead.”
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1088 “Liquor will get you through times without money better than money will get you through times without liquor.” - unknown
