jimmyfallon feed I woke up one morning wearing my T-shirt as pants. One leg through the neck hole, one leg through a sleeve. #drunkestievergot
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@jimmyfallon i drink until I've built up enough courage to ask girls out on facebook #drunkestievergot
@jimmyfallon ate pizza in Manger with a friend in someones yard. Singing as loud as we could "away in a manger" then slid down yard w/box.
@jimmyfallon went to church next morning still drunk, felt like I was walking the line drunk test on my way to communion #drunkestievergot
@jimmyfallon you don't have to lie about getting so drunk to be cool. You already are cool. Really cool.
@jimmyfallon I woke up on the kitchen counter at my sorority house spooning the toaster, by our housekeeper #drunkestievergot
@jimmyfallon @ party yelling "I'M BISEXUAL" (im not) a dyke was there smiling & I looked worried...? Then she rolled her eyes and walked off
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@jimmyfallon way over the legal limit, I went to see Sideways & searched furiously for my seatbelt in the theater!?! #drunkestievergot
@jimmyfallon I went 2 the bar wearing a snowsuit & was carrying a fishing pole w/ a hot dog on it. Meals on wheels yo! #drunkestievergot
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@jimmyfallon woke up on the kitch counter at my sorority spooning the toaster while the housekeeper was cleaning around me #drunkestievergot
@jimmyfallon this was albany/western ave this past saturday - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RNVsil0P...
@jimmyfallon Favorite toy as a child? http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1092...
@jimmyfallon I tripped in a groundhog hole playing badmitten and ate dirt. Didn't drop my beer till I stumbled up to my feet. Got more beer.
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@jimmyfallon Friend was trying 2 take care of me, I went to grab her boobs cause they were huge, I then puked all over her #drunkestievergot
@jimmyfallon 21st burfday drank sooo much left girlfriend@restaurant. then threw up in shower 4 hours. wait thats not funny#drunkestievergot
@jimmyfallon Plz follow me I do quotes of the day #Jimmy Fallon rules!!!
@jimmyfallon wow that wasnt at st.rose i hope. that is where my daughter is going.
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@jimmyfallon I once woke up wearing my tshirt as pants too, both legs in the sleeves and...
@jimmyfallon My drunk roommate did that to me but with both legs through the arms...ruined my shirt
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@jimmyfallon parting like a rock star, awesome!
@jimmyfallon Try both legs through the sleeves. It works better if you have to pee.
@jimmyfallon You look pretty drunk here http://twitpic.com/4a6cgk
@jimmyfallon woke up no shirt one healy shoe a sandle no ipod oh yea and was in jail #drunkestievergot
@jimmyfallon hah this isn't the first time someone has done this. What was your drink of choice on this evening?
@jimmyfallon Never let a 6 year old spin you on a chair #drunkestievergot
@jimmyfallon Woke up peeing in a hotel hallway locked out of my room, totally naked!