ChuckNorriz feed kicks ass
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201 #ChuckNorriz is currently suing “Myspace” for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
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184 People who maintain that “size doesn’t matter” have never had sex with #ChuckNorriz
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142 Hospitals are also known as “#ChuckNorriz Recovery Centers”. This applies doubly to the maternity wards
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260 Think of a hot woman. #ChuckNorriz did her
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29 I’ve decided to spare the lives of people in wix.com blog.wix.com since it’s funny, go & share #second_chance
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361 Love does not hurt. #ChuckNorriz does
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305 #ChuckNorriz once round-house kicked a salesman to death - over the phone
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464 #ChuckNorriz does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from #ChuckNorriz
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327 #ChuckNorriz does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
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360 The Beatles claimed they were bigger than Jesus but never once claimed to be bigger than #ChuckNorriz
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313 When you die, the last thing you see is #ChuckNorriz
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442 #ChuckNorriz has never had an alcohol problem. However, alcohol has had a #ChuckNorriz problem
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248 The original title for Star Wars was ‘Skywalker: Texas Ranger’. Starring #ChuckNorriz
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645 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears #ChuckNorriz pajamas
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196 Mr. T pities the fool. #ChuckNorriz rips the fool’s head off
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174 #ChuckNorriz fucked your wife while you were out of town on a business trip. Tough shit
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292 Kenny G is allowed to live because #ChuckNorriz doesn’t kill women
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252 Freddy Krueger has nightmares of #ChuckNorriz
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750 #ChuckNorriz once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan
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568 When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the “Hulk”. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into #ChuckNorriz
